Elon is from Mars, Jeff is from… The Moon.

Jeff who, you ask?

A few days ago, Jeff Bezos, recently best known for appearing in the gossip rags, finally shared his full vision for the future of humans in space. Oh, and in 1994 he also founded the most valuable company on planet Earth in Amazon. Lest we forget that detail.

This is Jeff in high-school. He may or may have not been popular with the ladies.

Blue Origin, which is kind of like the nerdy little brother of the jock SpaceX, was…